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Humour
You’d never see any of this idiocy in football…
:: “Sure there have been deaths in boxing but none of them serious”
– Alan Minter
:: “And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning and it was amazing!” – Pat Glenn,
weightlifting commentator
:: “Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson
comes inside of him” – Murray Mexted, rugby commentator
:: “This is a really lovely horse. I once rode
her mother” – Ted Walsh, horse racing commentator
:: “The lead car is absolutely unique, except
for the one behind it, which is identical” – Murray Walker
:: “I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
father and mother” – Greg Norman
:: “Ah isn’t that nice. The wife of the
Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew” – Harry
Carpenter at the 1977 Boat Race
:: “And there goes Juantorena down the back
straight, opening his legs and showing his class” – David Coleman at
the Montreal Olympics
:: “One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is
playing so well is that before each tee shot his wife takes out his
balls and kisses them…” – US Golf commentator
:: “For those of you watching in black and
white, the blue is behind the brown” – Ted Lowe, snooker commentator
:: Female TV news anchor to weather man in height of American winter -
“So Bob, where’s that 8 inches you promised me last night?”
Err…any comments Ron…
:: “If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same
thing again” – Terry ‘How much for your women’ Venables
:: “I would not say that David Ginola is the
best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better” –
Ron ‘Ronglish’ Atkinson
:: “Julian Dicks is everywhere! It’s like they’ve
got eleven Dicks on the field” – Metro Radio aka Dick FM
:: “So what will you do when you leave football,
Jack? Will you stay in football?” – Stuart ‘Mellifluous’ Hall
:: “There’s only one team who can win from here” – Kevin ‘2-1
to Romania’ Keegan
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